9.Your current copywriter apparently thinks that “C-level” communication stands for Crappy.
8.You were really impressed with the Poet Laureate you hired until your site copy was written in Iambic Pentameter.
7.Your marketing copy has achieved worldwide acclaim as a downloadable sleep remedy.
6.You are celebrating your site’s dramatic leap to the 40th page in the Search Engine Rankings.
5.You are not buying your writer’s “creative license” excuse in the indiscriminate spelling of there, their, and they’re.
4.Your blog only gets comments from spammers, stalkers and that weird guy you knew in high school.
3.Your social media writer is using your Twitter account to pick up chicks.
2.Your current business writer thinks “conversion” means some sort of sex change operation.
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1.Your current copywriter can’t count to 10.